CITIZEN DOSSIER
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Profile
BiscuitsNGr4vy
Handle name BiscuitsNGr4vy
Guardian Angel
Main organization
Enlisted Nov 2, 2022
Fluency English
Website https://robertsspaceindustries.com/en/orgs/FUNHOUSE
Bio
✦ UNITED EMPIRE OF EARTH // PERSONNEL DOSSIER
SUBJECT: "Biscuits"
ALIASES: BiscuitsNGr4vy, Captain Crumbs, Hard Landing Hank
ROLE: Leadership, The Fun House Syndicate
STATUS: At Large – DO NOT ENGAGE WITHOUT MILITARY ESCORT
THREAT LEVEL: ✦✦✦✦
LAST SEEN: Baijini Point, Stanton System
BOUNTY: 3,750,000 aUEC (Dead discouraged, Alive a pain)
OVERVIEW:
Elected leadership of The Fun House - a gang of smugglers, pirates, and chaos artists. Leads with charm, nerve, and dark humor. Ships show illegal mods, chaotic paint, and sketchy evasive maneuvers.
PSYCH PROFILE:
Rebellious, fiercely loyal, nearly unkillable. De-escalates with SLAM, ambushes via fake surrenders. Prioritizes crew, freedom, and fun over credits.
QUOTES:
“If we die today, we die loud, proud, and probably mid-toast.”
“You fly with us, you belong.”
RECORD:
Smuggling, Sabotage, Harboring Fugitives.
NOTE:
Avoid contact. Makes friends of hunters. Survived re-entry unshielded. May disarm you with food.
[TFH.EXE LOCKED]
“Curious? Good. Bring snacks.”
SUBJECT: "Biscuits"
ALIASES: BiscuitsNGr4vy, Captain Crumbs, Hard Landing Hank
ROLE: Leadership, The Fun House Syndicate
STATUS: At Large – DO NOT ENGAGE WITHOUT MILITARY ESCORT
THREAT LEVEL: ✦✦✦✦
LAST SEEN: Baijini Point, Stanton System
BOUNTY: 3,750,000 aUEC (Dead discouraged, Alive a pain)
OVERVIEW:
Elected leadership of The Fun House - a gang of smugglers, pirates, and chaos artists. Leads with charm, nerve, and dark humor. Ships show illegal mods, chaotic paint, and sketchy evasive maneuvers.
PSYCH PROFILE:
Rebellious, fiercely loyal, nearly unkillable. De-escalates with SLAM, ambushes via fake surrenders. Prioritizes crew, freedom, and fun over credits.
QUOTES:
“If we die today, we die loud, proud, and probably mid-toast.”
“You fly with us, you belong.”
RECORD:
Smuggling, Sabotage, Harboring Fugitives.
NOTE:
Avoid contact. Makes friends of hunters. Survived re-entry unshielded. May disarm you with food.
[TFH.EXE LOCKED]
“Curious? Good. Bring snacks.”