CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record n/a
Profile
BiscuitsNGr4vy
Handle name BiscuitsNGr4vy
Rear Admiral
Main organization
Enlisted Nov 2, 2022
Fluency English
Website https://robertsspaceindustries.com/en/orgs/FUNHOUSE
Bio
✦ UNITED EMPIRE OF EARTH // PERSONNEL DOSSIER
SUBJECT: "Biscuits"
ALIASES: BiscuitsNGr4vy, Captain Crumbs, Hard Landing Hank
ROLE: Leadership, The Fun House Syndicate
STATUS: At Large – DO NOT ENGAGE WITHOUT MILITARY ESCORT
THREAT LEVEL: ✦✦✦✦
LAST SEEN: Baijini Point, Stanton System
BOUNTY: 3,750,000 aUEC (Dead discouraged, Alive a pain)
OVERVIEW:
Elected leadership of The Fun House—a gang of smugglers, pirates, and chaos artists. Leads with charm, nerve, and dark humor. Ships show illegal mods, loud paint, and sketchy jump tech.
PSYCH PROFILE:
Rebellious, fiercely loyal, nearly unkillable. De-escalates with SLAM, ambushes via fake surrenders. Prioritizes crew, freedom, and fun over credits.
QUOTES:
“If we die today, we die loud, proud, and probably mid-toast.”
“You fly with us, you belong.”
RECORD:
Smuggling, Sabotage, Harboring Fugitives.
NOTE:
Avoid contact. Makes friends of hunters. Survived re-entry unshielded. May disarm you with food.
[TFH.EXE LOCKED]
“Curious? Good. Bring snacks.”
SUBJECT: "Biscuits"
ALIASES: BiscuitsNGr4vy, Captain Crumbs, Hard Landing Hank
ROLE: Leadership, The Fun House Syndicate
STATUS: At Large – DO NOT ENGAGE WITHOUT MILITARY ESCORT
THREAT LEVEL: ✦✦✦✦
LAST SEEN: Baijini Point, Stanton System
BOUNTY: 3,750,000 aUEC (Dead discouraged, Alive a pain)
OVERVIEW:
Elected leadership of The Fun House—a gang of smugglers, pirates, and chaos artists. Leads with charm, nerve, and dark humor. Ships show illegal mods, loud paint, and sketchy jump tech.
PSYCH PROFILE:
Rebellious, fiercely loyal, nearly unkillable. De-escalates with SLAM, ambushes via fake surrenders. Prioritizes crew, freedom, and fun over credits.
QUOTES:
“If we die today, we die loud, proud, and probably mid-toast.”
“You fly with us, you belong.”
RECORD:
Smuggling, Sabotage, Harboring Fugitives.
NOTE:
Avoid contact. Makes friends of hunters. Survived re-entry unshielded. May disarm you with food.
[TFH.EXE LOCKED]
“Curious? Good. Bring snacks.”