CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #2535586
Profile
Diabeetus46
Handle name Diabeetus46
2949 Pirate Aggressor
Main organization
Enlisted Apr 3, 2020
Location United States , Texas
Fluency English
Bio
Captain Diabeetus
Co-founder of Stygian Interstellar Corporation (SIC), Captain Diabeetus commands the luxury death yacht Sugga Baby, backed by a Polaris, Perseus, and an Ironclad that may or may not be held together with duct tape and caffeine. Equal parts strategist and disaster, he specializes in turning simple missions into overfunded explosions with questionable objectives. Loud, chaotic, and somehow still in charge.
"Ruining economies, crashing weddings, and asking the poor if they’ve tried having more money."
https://www.reddit.com/user/Diabeetus46
Co-founder of Stygian Interstellar Corporation (SIC), Captain Diabeetus commands the luxury death yacht Sugga Baby, backed by a Polaris, Perseus, and an Ironclad that may or may not be held together with duct tape and caffeine. Equal parts strategist and disaster, he specializes in turning simple missions into overfunded explosions with questionable objectives. Loud, chaotic, and somehow still in charge.
"Ruining economies, crashing weddings, and asking the poor if they’ve tried having more money."
https://www.reddit.com/user/Diabeetus46