Bio
It seems you have looked up my citizen dossier. Here’s what you need to know if…
-I pirated you:
I am a part-time scumbag. If I see something I like and you’re in the way, you’d better get prepared.
-I said something in global chat that offended you:
Get a life. Stop crying over something a stranger said in a video game.
-You scanned my ship:
Hello there, citizen! I’m friendly, unless you’re not.
-You saw me in AC:
Good fight. :D
-You saw me in a YouTube video:
Wow, I’m famous!!! Unless it’s one of my videos. If so then please like and subscribe.
-We were playing together:
Hit me up with a party invite whenever— I’d be happy to play again.
-You got a friend request from me:
If you don’t know why I tried to add you then I probably don’t either. Fell free to accept or decline.
-You want to see where I live:
Have fun scouring the 268,597 sq mi of Texas for my house. Better get started now!