I run an online orphanage for starving African children. They can't actually use it you see, they have no internet access, so for just £2 a month, you could provide Internet access to remote African villages so I can exploit their children for money, I mean thrills, I mean use them to farm UEC.
Our facilities ensure that no child goes hungry* (*unless they haven't worked the requisite number of hours for that shift) and that no child has to sleep outside.* (*Our facilities are virtual, no sleeping facilities are available) We provide virtual food and comfort at practically no cost while charging a minimum membership fee to the children themselves for the privilege.
FACT - Everyone that has ever drank water or slept in a warm bed has already or will at some point die.
FACT - You can have more workstations per sq/ft if your workers are smaller.
Pete's Orphanages - Making the world a better place.