A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.....
There lived a man named Spider-Man and was a spider man. Spider-Man was half human and half spider man. Spider-Man was no ordinary spider man, this spider man was a spider that was a super spider man hero. This spider man uses his spider man abilities to take photos of his spider man life in his spider man suit. Spider man also has a beautiful red headed love interest because she is potentially Queen of the North and any who do not bend the knee shall be eaten by man eating spiders. Spider-Man goes to High School and his best friend is a rich insecure spider phobic goblin lover like his Father. When there is something strange in your Brooklyn neighborhood, who you gonna call? Spider-Man!!!