CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #1798638
Profile
TayOldies
Handle name TayOldies
Epoch Society
Main organization
Enlisted May 1, 2017
Fluency English
Website http://Twitch.tv/OperatorBluee
Bio
TayOldies is a semi-responsible pilot best known for three things: showing up late to missions he himself planned, discovering new and creative ways to exit a ship unintentionally, and offering unwavering moral support while someone else actually does the objective. Despite this, he somehow survives every disaster with style—usually by blaming desync, gravity, or “whatever patch did this.”
Rumor has it he once completed a bunker without friendly-firing a teammate.
Rumor also has it that rumor is false.
When not flying like a liability with insurance, TayOldies can be found looting faster than his friends can say “bro, wait,” or explaining that this was absolutely not how he meant the landing to go.
Skills:
- Expert button-presser, questionable decision-maker
- Can find Laranite like a truffle pig
- 87% success rate in walking down a ramp without ragdolling
Rumor has it he once completed a bunker without friendly-firing a teammate.
Rumor also has it that rumor is false.
When not flying like a liability with insurance, TayOldies can be found looting faster than his friends can say “bro, wait,” or explaining that this was absolutely not how he meant the landing to go.
Skills:
- Expert button-presser, questionable decision-maker
- Can find Laranite like a truffle pig
- 87% success rate in walking down a ramp without ragdolling