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wiggleking68
Handle name wiggleking68
Freelancer
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Enlisted May 15, 2022
Fluency English
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DAXWELL CORNELIUS MALLARD
Supreme Wing Commander | Mallard Guard
Dax Mallard is the chaotic genius behind the Mallard Guard—a former UEE Navy contractor who treats physics as a suggestion and safety protocols as guidelines for the timid. Known for naming maneuvers mid-execution ("The Hercules Threading Maneuver!"), carrying a rubber duck named Marshal Quacksworth into combat, and bulk-purchasing apology ducks for friendly fire incidents (a constant problem in the Mallard Guard). His technical modifications are brilliant, his risk assessment is "optimistic at best," and nobody—including Dax—can tell whether he's thought things through or just vibing. He maintains infectious enthusiasm even when everything is literally on fire, which happens more often than standard operating procedures would suggest.
"If you're gonna flap, flap loud."
Supreme Wing Commander | Mallard Guard
Dax Mallard is the chaotic genius behind the Mallard Guard—a former UEE Navy contractor who treats physics as a suggestion and safety protocols as guidelines for the timid. Known for naming maneuvers mid-execution ("The Hercules Threading Maneuver!"), carrying a rubber duck named Marshal Quacksworth into combat, and bulk-purchasing apology ducks for friendly fire incidents (a constant problem in the Mallard Guard). His technical modifications are brilliant, his risk assessment is "optimistic at best," and nobody—including Dax—can tell whether he's thought things through or just vibing. He maintains infectious enthusiasm even when everything is literally on fire, which happens more often than standard operating procedures would suggest.
"If you're gonna flap, flap loud."