CITIZEN DOSSIER

IM BACK BABY!!! For those of you who don't know, I am Bender Bending Rodriguez and I was built in the year 2996 in Tijuana, Mexico by Mom's Friendly Robot Company. I was made without a backup unit and Hermes saved me from my inevitable destruction. After that, I tried to kill myself for some time until I met my best friend Fry at a suicide booth. When Leela found him, I came with him to join the Planet Express Delivery crew, although I usually just drink all their booze, smoke all day long, and enjoy destroying whatever I can get my hands on and get paid for it! :) I also join them in their delivery missions just to relax and get shitfaced while smoking cheap cigars. Its also really fun to randomly sing and piss off my human friends while they are boring just watching TV and such. This is me. Bender. And if you dont like it then BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!