CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #4299327
Profile
DARKWATERS _KAHUNAS_
Handle name Kahunas2722
Vice Admiral
Main organization
Enlisted May 10, 2025
Location United States , Illinois
Fluency English
Bio
KAHUNAS
A proud member of Darkwaters, KAHUNAS is the kind of pilot who prefers long-range scanners over long speeches. From high-risk cargo runs and mining expeditions to salvage operations deep in unclaimed space, he believes every successful mission starts with a solid plan and ends with everyone making it home. Calm under pressure and always ready for the next contract, he's earned the trust of his crew one job at a time.
Then there's ZEN. Nobody knows how he keeps ending up on missions, but he has one response to absolutely everything: "You're wrong." Doesn't matter if you're reading a map, landing a ship, or explaining basic physics—"You're wrong." Strangely, he's occasionally right... and that's somehow even more unsettling.
A proud member of Darkwaters, KAHUNAS is the kind of pilot who prefers long-range scanners over long speeches. From high-risk cargo runs and mining expeditions to salvage operations deep in unclaimed space, he believes every successful mission starts with a solid plan and ends with everyone making it home. Calm under pressure and always ready for the next contract, he's earned the trust of his crew one job at a time.
Then there's ZEN. Nobody knows how he keeps ending up on missions, but he has one response to absolutely everything: "You're wrong." Doesn't matter if you're reading a map, landing a ship, or explaining basic physics—"You're wrong." Strangely, he's occasionally right... and that's somehow even more unsettling.