CITIZEN DOSSIER

I am Fourth Lieutenant Kif Kroker, an Amphibiosan and former employee of the Democratic Order of Planets, serving aboard the Starship Nimbus as first officer to Zapp Brannigan! I have fought in wars against the Spheroids of Spheron 1, the Spiderians of Tarantulon 6, the Decapodian Army in the Decapodian Invasion of Earth, and in all the Omicronian invasions of Earth. Anyways, I was given the boot from DOOP when Zapp blamed all of the mistakes he made on me. Eventually Zapp left the DOOP and we joined forces once again at the Planet Express. In 3001, I met the Martian engineering student Amy Wong on the Titanic and fell in love instantly. Her slanty eyes get me every time! Amy is the best sex (and only sex) of my entire life!! She had sex with Zapp once, but I looked past that because I'm too used to being submissive to him. I still love Amy despite her slutty actions, and will continue to be Zapp's right hand man.