CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #60529
Profile
Crash
Handle name MrCrash
Bounty Hunter
Main organization
Enlisted Nov 16, 2012
Location United States , Nebraska
Fluency English
Bio
Crash's 10 rules.....
1: never question Crash's logic.
2: gravity is only optional.
3: Never think to hard, it complicates things.
4: relax and have a cookie.
5: if it fails the first time, beat it into submission with a hammer.
6: if the hammer don't work, get something bigger.
7: when in doubt, hit it again.
8: if it looks, feels,smells and tastes like a trap...... IT'S A TRAP!
9: controlled explosions are fun, big booms are AWESOME!
10: no such thing as over kill.
1: never question Crash's logic.
2: gravity is only optional.
3: Never think to hard, it complicates things.
4: relax and have a cookie.
5: if it fails the first time, beat it into submission with a hammer.
6: if the hammer don't work, get something bigger.
7: when in doubt, hit it again.
8: if it looks, feels,smells and tastes like a trap...... IT'S A TRAP!
9: controlled explosions are fun, big booms are AWESOME!
10: no such thing as over kill.