CITIZEN DOSSIER

PR34CH3R isn't the greatest pilot in the universe. That's fine by him. As he says, he can handle himself in a dogfight, but a catfight is really where his interests lie. Sure, when things go sideways, as they often do with Moosebeard at the helm, he can rack up the kills, whether in his Arbiter, mounted guns, or popping some fool with two rounds, center mass. But PR34CH3R prefers it when the things popping off are the corks of bottles.

Sure he fought in the war, what pilot worth his salt didn't? And he'd follow that damned fool Moosebeard into the ass-end of Hell and out of its gullet just about any day. But when he gets the chance, it's off to the tavern to lean up against the bar, tell a few tales, and let the ladies swoon.

Now, there's something he's good at.