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UEE Citizen Record #2484589
Profile
Reverend McLovin
Handle name Reverend_McLovin
Civilian
Main organization
Enlisted Jan 7, 2020
Location Netherlands , Limburg
Fluency English, German, Dutch
Bio
Reverend McLovin is a wandering preacher whose sermons are best delivered with a jug of home‑brewed moonshine in one hand and a half‑functional multi‑tool in the other. His holy mission is to “bring enlightenment, hydration, and mildly suspicious freight to all corners of the ‘verse.”
He’s not on the side of good or evil. He’s on the side of whoever has the most interesting shipment to “temporarily safeguard.”
His sermons mostly involve warnings about the dangers of bureaucracy, the joys of legal-grey-area entrepreneurship, and the proper storage temperature for moonshine barrels (“ambient ship temperature is fine unless the reactor’s on fire, which — full disclosure — happens often”).
Rumor has it he once tried to bless an entire cargo hold, only to find out later it was contraband.
His response:
“Well, if it wasn’t illegal before, it’s holy now.”
He’s not on the side of good or evil. He’s on the side of whoever has the most interesting shipment to “temporarily safeguard.”
His sermons mostly involve warnings about the dangers of bureaucracy, the joys of legal-grey-area entrepreneurship, and the proper storage temperature for moonshine barrels (“ambient ship temperature is fine unless the reactor’s on fire, which — full disclosure — happens often”).
Rumor has it he once tried to bless an entire cargo hold, only to find out later it was contraband.
His response:
“Well, if it wasn’t illegal before, it’s holy now.”