CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #4052146
Profile
RowdyRico1107
Handle name RowdyRico1107
Mercenary
Main organization
Enlisted Nov 10, 2024
Location United States , Florida
Fluency English
Bio
RowdyRico1107 was once a fast-talking Detroit detective with a habit of blowing up more cases than he solved. His “unique” methods included disguises that fooled no one, hover-car chases through shopping malls, and one infamous sting where he launched a limo into orbit. During a botched smuggling bust on Beverly Hills Orbital, Rico stumbled into a cryo-research pod (thinking it was a dance floor) and got frozen for 900 years.
Salvagers cracked him out still clutching a stale donut, yelling “Detroit PD!” like no time had passed. Now in 2952, Rico is back at it—confusing pilots with 20th-century slang, sneaking into VIP hangars, and solving crimes with equal parts charm, chaos, and collateral damage. The UEE calls him “a liability,” syndicates call him “a nightmare,” and his crew just calls him trouble. Wherever RowdyRico goes, explosions, lawsuits, and laughter aren’t far behind.
Salvagers cracked him out still clutching a stale donut, yelling “Detroit PD!” like no time had passed. Now in 2952, Rico is back at it—confusing pilots with 20th-century slang, sneaking into VIP hangars, and solving crimes with equal parts charm, chaos, and collateral damage. The UEE calls him “a liability,” syndicates call him “a nightmare,” and his crew just calls him trouble. Wherever RowdyRico goes, explosions, lawsuits, and laughter aren’t far behind.