Drunken Mafia Freelance Service's
Spectrum Identification (SID) DMFS
Organization rank Responsible Adult
CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #728027
Profile
Solarpimp
Handle name Solarpimp
Colonel
Main organization
Enlisted Jan 17, 2015
Location United States , California
Fluency English
Bio
Home Planet: Earth
- An accomplished master laser smith. Created some of the finest laser weaponry in the galaxy.
- Galactic Masters Degree in both Genetic Engineering, Advanced Weapon Design, BA in Fungineering.
- Original project member of the atomic Larry Bird basketball team.
- Employed as a consultant for Intergalactic Federation of Whale Preservation, Planetary Division, creating entire planets of Sperm Whales
for the harvesting of oil for Exxon Whale Oil Corporation.
I now search the galaxy for neutron stars in hopes of furthering my research on finding a more efficient means of collecting gold from neutron star collisions.
I believe in and strongly support a mad scientists right to keep and bear doomsday devices.
Willing to join a loosely affiliated team of tight knit freelancing individuals who's primary function is to charge a fee for services rendered in highly specialized and/or otherwise risky circumstances.
- An accomplished master laser smith. Created some of the finest laser weaponry in the galaxy.
- Galactic Masters Degree in both Genetic Engineering, Advanced Weapon Design, BA in Fungineering.
- Original project member of the atomic Larry Bird basketball team.
- Employed as a consultant for Intergalactic Federation of Whale Preservation, Planetary Division, creating entire planets of Sperm Whales
for the harvesting of oil for Exxon Whale Oil Corporation.
I now search the galaxy for neutron stars in hopes of furthering my research on finding a more efficient means of collecting gold from neutron star collisions.
I believe in and strongly support a mad scientists right to keep and bear doomsday devices.
Willing to join a loosely affiliated team of tight knit freelancing individuals who's primary function is to charge a fee for services rendered in highly specialized and/or otherwise risky circumstances.