CITIZEN DOSSIER

My name is Zapp Brannigan. I am extremely well-respected throughout the universe. I am the proud commander of the Starship Nimbus and I am hardly ever seen without my second in command, Kif Kroker. Me and Kif have a tough time working together and I treat him like a slave, making his job the most humiliating job there is. Even though I treat Kif badly, I still always give advice (which some inexplicably call bad advice) to Kif whenever he needs it. I call Kif my best and most loyal friend! I have given myself numerous medals for my own accomplishments as well. I used to work for DOOP but I noticed that my talents are too good for them and left. Among my ambitious goals, I also made it my life mission to marry Leela and make sweet love to her every day; sometimes multiple times a day. Recently I have recruited Phillip J Fry and others, and am still looking forward to growing my fleet!