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UEE Citizen Record #265421
Profile
Wahaha
Handle name wahaha
Mercenary
Main organization
Enlisted Oct 1, 2013
Location Slovenia , Novo mesto
Fluency English, Slovenian, Croatian
Bio
In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the seas. And he wore a dirty hat, with a turtle emblem. And I asked this dirty man, why the turtle emblem on his hat. And he told me that in his dreams he can't breathe unless he shoves a turtle up his ass.