Big Dick Bandits / BIGDBANDIT

  • Syndicate
  • Regular
  • Role play
  • Piracy
    Piracy
  • Smuggling
    Smuggling

Have some cargo you need to bring through lawless space? Great. Let us know and we’ll come and fucking take it from you! We here at the big dick bandits pride ourselves on not being nice people. We show up, guns hot, dicks swingin’, and take people’s stuff. Were not griefers, just bad people.



History

The Big Dick Bandits began as nothing more than a gang of troubled youth involved in petty crime on Nyx about a decade ago, hence the organization’s immature name. As the original members came of age, their crimes began to become more ambitious, and their dongs grew long and strong. The gang’s playful name stuck, however these young adults were anything but playful. They had grown up in severe poverty and were willing to do anything it took in order to escape it. Smuggling anything that could turn a large profit was the main staple of their income for some time, they were also known to run small salvage operations in a legal grey area. However, after some of the members returned from a stent of service in the UEE navy, they brought back with them considerable piloting and combat skills. It wasn’t long before this led to the group’s crimes becoming more violent in nature. They are often used by other openly criminal organizations (or anyone who needs dirty work done) as hired guns, and frequently engage in piracy. The group has been attempting to grow it’s influence and actively recruits morally flexible UEE navy veterans and anyone with impressive skills that they see as being an asset to their growing group.

Manifesto

We are not nice people if you meet us in the wrong part of space with a juicy cargo haul. We are here to benefit us. That being said, we are excellent friends to have if you are on our good side. We are not entirely evil people. Terrible examples of humans? Yes. Evil? No. As many of us are UEE navy veterans, we have seen the terrible things the Vanduul have done and we despise them for it. If we see other humans being attacked by the savages and we feel it is a fight we can win, we have been known to intervene… granted we may help ourselves to your cargo afterwards if it is particularly valuable… at least you’ll be alive.

Charter

-Lie

-Cheat

-Steal

-Kill

Everybodys doin’ it!