Dunder Mifflin Stanton / DUNDER

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Providing those who work jobs that get paid too little with free pretzels since 2006!

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History

Early History

Our company, Dunder Mifflin Paper Company was founded by Robert Dunder and Robert Mifflin in 1949. Originally a supplier of metal brackets for construction. After repeated failures the company switched to selling paper.

In 2006 with branches facing closure from steep competition, the board of directors opened up the first intergalactic branch known as Dunder Mifflin Jupiter. By 2010 sales were up by 8000% at the Jupiter branch exceeding all expectations.

Later History

After the first Human-Tevarin War devastated the galaxy resulting in thousands of families being displaced and suffering from famine. With the newly formed United Earth Empire struggled to keep order. The Galactic Hero and Official Mascot of Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scarn boarded his Hull C and delivered free pretzels to the 37 struggling star systems.

From this day onwards the newly formed UEE used Dunder Mifflin as their core distributor of paper and office supplies throughout the galaxy.

Recent History

Recently Dunder Mifflin have entered an exclusive partnership with Covalex Shipping to provide all things paper and office supplies for the Stanton System. Whether you’re at Port Olisar or ArcCorp; know that the quality paper customs get you to fill out at Levski or the packaging from the Big Benny’s Noodles at Lorville come from Dunder Mifflin Stanton.

Manifesto

Dunder Mifflin paper is made only from the sustainable forests of Hurston ensuring that the planet’s quality of air remains pure.

Dunder Mifflin Stanton is the distributor of all seating found in Drake Interplanetary ships including the famous Cutlass Black, Caterpillar and upcoming Kraken. Like Drake, Dunder Mifflin does not support piracy and all proceeds from sales go to the victims of piracy.

Charter

All employees of Dunder Mifflin abide by the acronym of

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You might ask what does the first B stand for? BIZNUS.