EMA Industries / EMAIND

  • Corporation
  • Casual
  • Resources
    Resources
  • Smuggling
    Smuggling
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History Manifesto Charter

History

The year was 2955, one man was tired of being hassled with being taxed on the loot from his totally legitimate endeavors. Taking a page out of the playbook of some of the ‘verse’s most wealthy criminals high-powered business executives, he started a corporation. Between the loopholes and tax write-offs, he was able to shift his focus from dodging taxes and spend more time on the things that really matter. Spending his hard earned credits on whatever the hell he wants.

It’s no longer an “unnecessary luxury item”, it’s a business expense. The fuel used to fly around for hours looking for Benny Henge just so he could take a selfie and leave, business expense. The credits used to pay off a base building crew to accidentally drop the bodies of someone who had crossed him? You get the picture.

He is always on the lookout for like-minded individuals, those who don’t mind operating in the grey. People who will join his organization and reap the tax incentives that, thus far, have only been awarded to the wealthy.

Manifesto

EMA Industries was created after the tax man looked into our finances one too many times. Questions like “Where did all these credits come from?” or “How can you afford this very expensive shield generator?” are now a thing of the past. EMA Industries generates work orders, bills of lading, and other necessary paperwork to make your illegitimately earned credits totally legitimate.

Tax write-offs, loopholes, corporate retreats, can all be yours, all included in your EMA Industries membership. If anyone ever asks you how you got away without paying your fair share, you just tell them “I’m a high-powered business executive at EMA Industries”. When they ask what the hell that even means… who knows? It could be an anogram, it could mean something rude, it could be something from an old movie. All that matters is “taxes, they’ll be lower, son”.

Charter

“Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back”
-Malcom Reynolds