Ethical Violations PMC / EVPMC

Ethical Violations PMC (EV PMC) was founded after a clerical error, a missing memo, and a catastrophic misunderstanding of the word “ethics.”

Originally registered as “Ethical Ventures – Private Management Consultants,” the organization accidentally received a military charter, surplus weapons, and a long list of contracts that explicitly said “no questions asked.” Rather than correct the mistake, leadership chose to lean into it.

Their unofficial motto — later accidentally submitted as the official one — became:
“We’ll make it someone else’s problem.”

Early Years

EV PMC first gained notoriety when they:
- Completed a humanitarian aid mission while invoicing for suppressive fire
- Delivered supplies to the wrong planet but still charged extra for “hostile environment logistics”
- Successfully resolved a hostage crisis by becoming a third, unrelated problem

From day one our Supreme Liability Office has implemented a culture of rewarding results-driven operators operating within clearly defined, billable objectives.

Reputation

By the time the UEE noticed EV PMC’s paperwork inconsistencies, it was already too late. The group had:
- Three confirmed victories
- Seven unconfirmed scandals
- Zero internal investigations
Their emblematic acronym, EV, was officially declared to “stand for nothing in particular” during UEE hearings.

They are widely known for:
- Excessive force
- Creative interpretations of ROE
- Wearing morale patches that legal departments pretend not to see