1 member
Side by side wherever we go
We’re always ready to roll!
We’re the Food Group
And we always stick together
Oh, we’re the Food Group
Best of friends forever
Now we’re calling everyone
Come along and join the fun!
Report to the Food Group!
Ba-doop-a-doop bop boppa doo bop!
Yeah!
Founded in 2953 under the neon glow of WHAMMERs, by Salty Cheesebread, formerly of Nordrassil. The chicken was dry.
To string savory and everlasting cords of hot, stretchy and delicious friendship
To break bread with friends, enemies, frenemies, and strangers
To provide comfort food where comfort food is most needed
To make pirates pause at the might of our cookware
To pirate those who would insult our cookware
To share in the delicious meal of The Verse
To fart in the general direction of griefers
To spread the recipe for fun
To make filling stories
Charter 1.0: January 27, 2953
I. All members of the organization, The Food Group, shall be citizens with names and IDs associated with food products – cheese, toast, pancakes, vinegar, cabbage, etc.
II. Don’t be a dick.
