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Planet Express Inc. / FUTURAMA
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Welcome to the future of interplanetary express shipping. Our certified delivery denizens will deliver your package eventually, and usually in one piece. They may also be found shooting at you, in which case you should move aside as the delivery trajectory is clearly through your current position.
History
Created when Professor Farnsworth needed some science money, Planet Express has been delivering up to 10 packages a year in direct competition with Moms Delivery!
Our excellent staff of mutants, robots, and cryogenically de-frosted delivery persons are guaranteed to likely have the correct career chip installed. Let us put our hands on your package today!
Manifesto
Our Crew is Replaceable. Your Package Isn’t.
Charter
We have rules, but seem to have misplaced them. Without any certainty, one of them was probably “Don’t take life too seriously”. Another was likely “Do unto others what you would like them to do to your sandwich.” or something along those lines.