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The first Church of Gaben / GABEN101
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Gabens first coming was on November 3 1962, and now 982 years later the mighty Gaben has returned to us.
“Gaben is love , Gaben is life” – Mother Teresa
History
When Gaben arrived from the plains of valve, his many followers came together on the steam forums to see what it all meant. They came to a one conclusion…. Half Life 3 was near , all over the galaxy his followers have waited for almost a thousand years …. and still nothing. But we do not give up hope , because Gaben is coming back at the end of time.
Manifesto
The church of Gaben works to rediscover the holy text and writings of our messiah Gaben. In the mean time we work to worship and introduce new members into the flock of Gaben and we prepare for the end of times when only those with active steam accounts may accompany Gaben to the glorious sale at the end of time ,when Gaben strikes down the sinners ( EA ) and releases the Game of milk and honey… Half Life 3.
Charter
“Gaben, who art in VALVE
Hallowed be thy Games
Thy steam sales come our money gone
Good games and no pre-orders
Give us this day episode three
and forgive us for our pre-orders
as we forgive the console peasants
lead us not into day one DLC
but deliver us from origin “
– Gabens prayer
