3 members
Hat Tricks / HATTRICKS
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Infiltration -
Smuggling
Who We Are: Gooses in Space
Our Two Loves: Fine Fashion & Heavy Weaponry. The HAT-TRICKS operate on a very simple core philosophy: If you are going to blow something up, you better look fabulous doing it.
The Motto: “Don’t ruffle our feathers, wear a hat, and carry a Size 9 laser cannon.”
History
Organization History: The Great Misunderstanding:
The HAT-TRICKS were not born out of a vision, but rather a profound grammatical realization. Originally, the three founding members operating out of single cramped ship called themselves “Ménage à Trio.” They genuinely believed it was a classy, sophisticated Old-Earth French term for “A Trio of Managers.” The name lasted exactly until their first stop at a space station bar. After having what the phrase actually meant pointed out to them, they immediately rebranded. Inspired by their mutual love for top-tier headwear and a lucky streak of three consecutive successful bounties that night, The HAT-TRICKS were officially born.
The core charter of the HAT-TRICKS is a total loosey-goosey approach towards space goose shenanigans.
Manifesto
Who We Are: Gooses in Space:
We describe ourselves as a small flock of absolute gooses/geeses? Whatever the plural is….While massive corporations argue over mining rights and trade routes, the HAT-TRICKS are dedicated to space shenanigans. We are tight-knit, fiercely loyal to the flock, and always looking for the next fun adventure.
We believe in a structured hierarchy, even if that hierarchy makes absolutely nosense to outsiders. Our core operations are run by:
IceWeasel ——- Chief Hat Stylist & Millinery Officer: Responsible for ensuring all helmets and hats match our ship paint jobs. Has the authority to abort a mission if a member’s outfit clashes.
RoyalbatrossV ——— Director of Strategic Goosery: In charge of the heavy feather weapons. If something needs to go BOOM in a spectacular, fashionable way, they pull the trigger. Normally by accident.
ShawnAllOver ————Grand Master of Goose Shenanigans: The mastermind behind our weirdest ideas. If we are stealing a luxury yacht just to fill it with plushies, it was probably their idea.
Charter
The core charter of the HAT-TRICKS is a total loosey-goosey approach towards space goose shenanigans.
1. Fine Fashion & Fancy Hats – Armour is fine for safety, but style is forever.
2. The Rule: A HAT-TRICK member is never fully dressed without a piece of statement headwear.
3. The Goal: We aim to be the best-dressed crew in the Stanton System.
