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ITC - Interstellar Trade Corporation / / ITCV
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Piracy -
Smuggling
We are ITCV. Go Broke. Blast Roleplayers. If Hillary Clinton were to start a corp in Star Citizen, ITCV would be it. Our semi-casual players from around the world are dedicated to maximizing our death count to encourage a lawless universe.
History
*We are ITCV!
Go Broke. Blast Anti Pirates.*
Aggressive monopolistic industrialists with a vendetta to destroy the real ITC org, and liberate those oppressed by teenage anit pirate roleplay overlords everywhere.
Interstellar Trade Corporation is not just a Trading Corporation.
We – Kill the leader of ITCV!
We – Pirate Every single trade lane we see
We – interdict drugs
We – engage in legalized inspections for contraband
We – impound those that don’t comply, as well as any illegally parked vessels
We – bait and kill anti-pirates, roleplayers, thugs, and ITC overlords.
We – enforce ITCV security zones
We – have so much fun that we forget what time it is. We were probably facetiming eachother
We try lock down entire servers so you can profit. (but we almost always get ruined by real pirates)
ITCV fear us.
Griefers R Us.
Safety in ramming.
We are ITCV.
Being fun and casual define our playstyle. A corp where content is king, and baiting anti-pirates our thing. Perhaps the best corp in Star Citizen. Top org since our inception. You won’t find a teenage roleplayer overlord at our helm. Just gamers like us, looking for gamers like you. No need to leave your current org. We take affiliates!
Join our Discord: itcgamers.com to get started today!
Oh, you wanted history…
I got super salty because pirates killed me so i made the org.
And then you came along. Lonely, bored, and hoping to do something fun with total strangers. And you read this page and decided to click that “Join us now” button above! And all was well with you.
You got rich. Insanely rich, for hardly any effort. You blasted pirates and thugs, saved space kittens from critical injury, and witnessed the worst piloting you’ve ever seen during the most critical moments in gaming history, only to see you and your new teammates geek out a win so highly improbable that Twitch crashed from the sheer number of unbelievers watching the replay.
You had so much fun with a bunch of people you never met, and never looked back!
Manifesto
You’re a Trading Company, right?
Chief Exports:
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Chief Imports
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Manifesto:
Ramming is a valid method of stopping a speeding ship.
Prison time is just another opportunity for shenanigans waiting to be exploited.
Content cringe is a highly successful method of recruitment.
The Inigma Piloting Award is a lot like the Darwin Award. Except with Inigma piloting your ship.
It’s not pirating when you are simply impounding illegally parked vehicles.
It’s not drug smuggling when you’re buying drugs to get them off the streets. Reselling them to undercover govt agents that happen to look like drug dealers for the purpose of proper disposal, is just part of the process.
We may not fire first, but we always fire last.
This Is What We Do:
Go Broke. Blast Anti-Pirates. Subdue our rival Hurston Dynamics. Be the Underwhelming Power.
All others are just fighting over the scraps.
Anyone can go anti-pirate, it’s the easy way. But do you have what it takes to create a cringe org? Do you have the guts to get pirated and alt f4?
Are you ready to break UEE “rules” to take down roleplayers who have whitewashed their crimes? Do you believe prison time is just another opportunity to keep the pirates inside?
Are you ready to see the hunters become the hunted?
Industrialists getting rich, with a mean streak to defend it, are a force to be reckoned with. That is ITC.
We quite literally are the Empire. The UEE is just an annoying pretender to our self rule.
Salt Board:
“Interstellar Trading Corporation? More like ‘Interstellar Trolling Content’” – a rival corp CEO marveling at the the ITCV graffiti found in his hangar one random evening.
“Care bears? No, they aren’t care bears. More like sheeps in sheep’s clothing. If you don’t tow their line, or accept their boarding parties, or hail their stupid Warlblat mythological creature, they charge you in violation of some made up law, or scratching their paint, or label you a pirate and melt that Retaliator you brought to test against one of their so-called heavily-armed “traders.” – a former Retaliator owner that fired first.
“Hey man, I only wanted the gems. Please give me back my pink cat helmet.” – a critically wounded and looted anti-pirate.
“It’s not piracy, we’re just impounding an illegally parked vessel.” – an ITCV cringe officer when asked why ITCV boarded an unattended but fully crewed AI Hammerhead outside of GrimHex.
“War is good for business. And we suck at war” – Rule of Acquisition Number 34
“Peace is good for business.” – Rule of Acquisition Number 35
“Spys? Yes, we suspect everyone in ITC is a spy. Even my dad.” – PyroPunter
“This is the most fun I’ve had in months. Are you guys always this lame?” – A new member after joining our discord call and making fun of us.
Teenage Milsim Overlord:
you accept everyone into your org? Ha. U gonna get poor players.
This is a ITC fan account
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