Kinky beach boys / KBB

  • Syndicate
  • Regular
  • Role play
  • Smuggling
    Smuggling
  • Smuggling
    Smuggling

“Everything is kinky, if you add enough latex”

Those are the words we in Kbb live by, there is no way around it, one must embrace the latex.



History

Why should you know?

The Kbb are know for their high quality drugs and Star-Cotics. Here are some of their most know products. Star-Cotics:
  • Cosmo-Caine™
  • Astro-Crack™
  • Anti-Meth™
  • Star-Juana™
  • Divinity-Weed™
    More legal Items (not fully):
  • Mainly-Man™ (Milk)
  • Coca-Sprite™ (Soda)
  • Crusader-Crust™ (Bread)
  • Comet-Coffee™
  • meteor-mocca™
  • Banu-Pepper™
    Cosmetics:
  • Banu-Blush™
    Here are some of the DTD’s (Dimensional Transmitted Diseases), which we’ve discovered on our expeditions:
  • Hubble-Herpes™
  • Nebola™
  • Cosmic-Cancer™
  • Spaids™
  • Gamma-Gonorrhea™
  • Solar-Syphilis™
    Work in progress.

Manifesto

Kbb… perhaps, the greatest space adventurers of our time, collected and united in ONE flawless piece of divine, Intellect, Strenght and Cunning. We bring the kink to your fourth dimension. We’ve ventured through black holes and seen time and space disconnected and abridged, and discovered the one and only truth… to smoke ASTRO-CRACK™.

Charter

  • Smoke ASTRO-CRACK™
  • Never be in posession of legal items (except apperal, groceries and transport)
  • Never transport legal cargo
  • Don’t talk to b0ggel
  • Pray to the latex overlord at 04:00/4am GMT (Galaxy Main Time)
  • Forget empathy