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Kermit's Cartel / KERMITS
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Piracy
Kermit’s Cartel:
A mature, active crew built for PvP chaos. Few rules, big fights, and total freedom. Pirate, mine, grind—just stay froggy.
History
The Totally True, Definitely Not Made-Up History of Kermit’s Cartel
Long ago—around Tuesday, give or take—an unnamed frog stumbled out of a decrepit spacebar on Grim HEX after drinking something labeled “Quantum Fuel (Not for Frogs)”.
This frog, now permanently glowing for reasons no medic has been able to explain, looked around at the chaos of Stanton and declared:
“Screw it, I’m starting a cartel.”
And thus, Kermit’s Cartel was born.
Manifesto
Who’s askinKermit’s Cartel – Recruitment Pitch
Welcome to Kermit’s Cartel, the most unhinged collection of space-faring degenerates this side of Stanton. We’re a mature crew built around PvP, chaos, and good laughs. If you can take a joke, dish one back, and survive the mental torment of hanging out with a bunch of crazy dudes in spaces ships… you’ll fit right in.
We run intense PvP, some PvE when needed, and give members the freedom to play how they want—
piracy, hauling, bounty hunting, mining, smuggling… all fair game.
But there’s one rule that matters:
When the Cartel calls, you answer.
Whether it’s a rescue, a raid, or a full-blown war crime (RP… probably), the cartel rolls together.
If you’re:
✔ Mature
✔ Hard to offend
✔ Able to handle chaos
✔ PvP-ready (or willing to learn)
✔ Looking for a group that actually has fun
Then hop in.
Kermit’s Cartel
Crime never croaked so good.g?
Charter
Kermit’s Cartel – Official Rules
1. Don’t Be Soft
If you’re easily offended, this isn’t your group. We joke, we chirp, we roast — all in good fun.
If you cry, we’re using your tears to refuel the Cutlass.
2. When the Cartel Calls, You Show Up
Play how you want — mining, hauling, piracy, whatever.
But when an org op drops?
You drop what you’re doing and hop in.
3. Act Like an Adult (Even If You’re Not)
We’re a mature group.
Drama, tantrums, or emotional meltdowns get you yeeted faster than a cargo mule falling off a cliff.
4. Respect the Crew
You can chirp the boys, but don’t cross the line.
No harassment, no personal attacks, no real-life garbage.
Keep it fun, keep it stupid, keep it friendly.
5. Embrace the Chaos
Space is wild, the Cartel is wilder.
Expect:
Dumb jokes
Bad decisions
Questionable tactics
Surprising victories
Explosions (mostly accidental)
6. PvP Is Our Main Course
You don’t need to be a PvP god, but you need to be willing to fight, die, re-gear, and try again.
Training is always available — so is backup.
7. Freedom to Play Your Way
Pirate? Cool.
Miner? Sure.
Hauler? Respect.
Ratter? Whatever floats your frog.
Just don’t grief org members — unless it’s funny.
8. Keep Org Info in the Org
No leaking ops, logistics, codes, or plans.
We might be idiots, but we’re organized idiots.
9. Help the Swamp Grow
If you vibe with a player who fits our chaos, invite them.
If they scream at the first joke?
Leave them in Area18.
10. Have Fun, Or Leave
We’re here to laugh, fight, and blow stuff up.
If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right.
