Kallis Fried Chicken / Taco Barge / KFCTB

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Listen, this isn’t rocket science!

You want Mashed Potatoes with your taco?

Want to put Taco Barge Hot Sauce on your chicken?

You come on down to Kallis Fried Chicken / Taco Barge and you do that! You do that like a boss!

Ain’t nobody can tell you not to, so what are you waiting for?

History Manifesto Charter

History

Deep within the Kallis system, lies a secret. As UEE Scientists focus on the forming protoplanets, they overlooked the most delicious formation of all: All natural 100% fried chicken, formed by the cosmos itself and baked in the stellar oven of a dwarf class-G star!

That’s what makes Kallis Fried Chicken so delicious! It’s the only chicken formed spontaneously by space-time itself!

In 2924, the Taco Barge under the command of our founder, the Colonel discovered the delicious phenomenon while en route to deliver Gorditas to the hungry scientists studying the fledgling system. After the application of 11 Banu Herbs and Spices, a legend was born!

Sure, the corporation has faced several lawsuits from other organizations claiming that their chicken transports have been pirated in the Kallis system, but we haven’t had any problems whatsoever with local pirates. All of our chicken is 100% pristine and formed directly by the cosmos!

Manifesto

The Colonel’s mission is the same as it ever was: to deliver the galaxy’s best Fried Chicken and imitation Tex-Mex directly into your mouth hole!

In 2943 our Tex-Mex recipes were improved once again to be (mostly) compatible with your suit’s waste recycler!

Charter

Each of our employees is dedicated to bringing you the best combined Fried Chicken / Tex-Mex and Fried Chicken / Tex-Mex accessories possible!

Try our interior helmet glass protector, guaranteed to protect your faceplate from burp corrosion!