Spinners Of Meat / MEATSPIN

Hailing from Salame Zercles, a land filled with energetic sound that should encourage eudaemonia but was forever haunted by an ominous anomaly; a natural matter stream being stuffed into a black hole causing vicious movements with a pendulous, circular momentum. After many millennia the founder’s homeworld was sucked away after the 999,999th rotation around the massive, deep, gaping hole. Being referred to as meat bags by the extraterrestrial life due to their exterior flashiness, Big Money Meat Spin had escaped the treacherous cycle before his planet was cast into oblivion, mastering the spin and becoming the Original Spinner Of Meat. Feeling as though the universe had taken from him he decided that he could take what ever he needed whenever he wanted amassing riches and wonders, began to spread the word of spinolosphy, gaining a following through his stories of strife and return to greatness instilling the hope in others that they will achieve the same resulting in the formation of the religious sect Spinners Of Meat.