“We are Not 1 ply Toilet Paper to be
‘TORN’ off a fresh roll after every Wipe!”
Admiral HurtfixerGrand Admiral Hurtfixer started* ‘The Torn’* because
Due to the Many Wipes, it made Him feel Torn, like a random sheet of toilet paper,
‘TORN’ from Hard Earned Items and then Flushed into WTFE!
(All the Torn enlisted agree, NO MORE)!
This is an Alpha, the Wipes will keep coming for our Starfishes,
ALL Torn Help Other Torn!
That Is our Creed!
To be decided by Torn Vote