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Monolith Inc. / MNLTHINC
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Monolith Inc. is a vaguely legitimate corporate entity of uncertain scope. We specialize in undefined operations and occasional appearances. Join us in navigating the grayscale between compliance and confusion.
History
Founded at an undisclosed time in an undisclosed location, Monolith Inc. quickly rose to prominence in sectors no one fully understands. We specialize in operations best left unexamined, and we pride ourselves on a strict code of conduct: plausible deniability, sleek black uniforms, and high-level coffee breaks.
Whether we’re consulting for off-world interests, moving assets through gravitational loopholes, or just vibing, one thing remains constant: Monolith Inc. is technically real.
Manifesto
“Operating legally, somewhere.”
We are not here to change the world.
We are here to occupy space — confidently, ambiguously, and in full compliance with whichever regulations apply at the time of questioning.
Monolith Inc. was not born from necessity, nor forged in fire.
We simply appeared — clean, polished, and already late for a meeting.
We reject the burden of purpose.
We reject the myth of productivity.
We embrace momentum without direction.
We are the boardroom without a building,
the strategy deck with no product,
the quarterly report that just says “vibes were immaculate.”
To join Monolith Inc. is to understand this:
You need not do anything.
You simply must be present,
preferably in black.
Charter
Article I – Purpose
Monolith Inc. shall exist indefinitely, or until seized by external forces. Its stated purpose is “To be,” with all additional goals marked “In Progress.”
Article II – Membership
Any individual may be considered a member of Monolith Inc. if they:
- Exist,
- Express interest, or
- Accidentally join a voice chat.
Article III – Organizational Structure
There shall be no fixed hierarchy. All members are either:
Senior Executives, or
Shadow Executives (identical in function, cooler in name).
Title selection is non-binding and may change at will.
Article IV – Meetings
Meetings may occur at any time and are retroactively designated as “productive.” Minutes are not taken, but vibes are monitored.
Article V – Decision-Making
All decisions are made through a process known as Consensus Adjacency™ — where the loudest idea or the most absurd pitch becomes canon unless someone types “wait fr?”
Article VI – Assets and Holdings
Monolith Inc. claims dominion over:
- One Discord server
- Several good usernames
- A vague sense of mystery
- Whatever ships are online at the time
- Ultimate silliness
