Likely Suspects / NOTME

Once upon a time, there was a fearsome gang of pirates, the most notorious and deadly criminals the ‘Verse had ever seen. They flew under the banner “Ironpoint”. True to its name, the years took their toll, and the banner began to rust, oxidize, and fade. Eventually, Ironpoint was no more. But from the scrap heap, their sharpest and most tenacious pirates rose again. While the banner had fallen, their resolve had not.

Now it is we who are the fiercest and most deadly pirates in the ‘Verse. We are here to make sure you don’t feel safe. We’ll steal your cargo, rob you of your ore, and snatch your salvage. The garbage you cobble together to worship your pitiful god Wikelo is forfeit. We’ll find you in Pyro, we’ll find you in Nyx, and we will definitely find you in Stanton. You can’t hide from us, and you’ll never stop us. We are Likely Suspects. If a crime has been committed in your area, it was probably us.

We will pursue piracy in all its forms by inserting ourselves into every gameloop SC has to offer. It’s not just cargo hauling (but it is a lot of cargo hauling). Mining? We’ll find you on the surface, the halo, and whatever cave you crawl into. Salvaging? You and your pathetic vulture can’t hide from us in the Yela belt, those asteroid bases, or at the Lagrange points. Bounty hunting? We’ll lure you in with our crime stats and kill you for sport. And if they fix item recovery maybe we’ll profit on it somehow.

Don’t for a second think those hauling contracts will save you. It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. And the message is that you’re not safe in the ‘Verse. No matter what you do, no matter where you are, we will find you and take you for everything you’re worth. No security will stop us, no pvp slider to save you. And go ahead; call your favorite org and ask for their help. We’ll have picked your corpse clean by the time they arrive. And we’ll stick around to annihilate them just for the fun of it.

When we cross your path in the PU, just remember that this was inevitable. It is a good death, there is no shame in it. And if you are so inclined, we are happy to parley. We like striking a deal just as much as we like striking you down. And if you are ready to join the winning side, we accept all comers.

If you can do crime, do it.