Pedro / PEDRO

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Pedro
The Creator And Ruler Of The Universe, Chief Of All The Gods (including : Gawd, God , Allah, YWHE, The FSM, The President of ‘Murica, Etc…).
Kneel Before Your Master you puny little humans !



History

On the 1st day, Pedro created the Universe.
On the 2nd day, Pedro took a nap.
On the 3rd day, Pedro created “Chili con carne Pizza” and other food.
On the 4th day, Pedro created life by spitting randomly into space.
On the 5th day, Pedro thought he deserved a break so he took it.
On the 6th day, Pedro decided to create some things for his entertainment : Evolution, Science, Religions and nonsense.
And on the 7th day, Pedro enjoyed himself greatly with his new and maybe best creation : Porn !

Manifesto

The domination of the cult of Pedro over all the other bullshit beliefs.

Charter

Convert or die !