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Interplanetary deliveries – what a headache! When those other companies aren’t brave or foolhardy enough to go, trust Planet Express for reliable, on time deliveries.
Planet Express – our crew is replacable, your package isn’t!
Despite being largely incompetent at actually delivering packages without dangerous complications, the company has received some prestigious contracts over the years, being contracted by as important employers as:
-) The Government of Earth
-) The Democratic Order of Planets
-) Santa Claus
-) The Miss Universe pageant
The reason for this fact is based on the company’s ad describes the value of the company in term of delivery packages to dangerous and lethal places where no one (or even the near-monopoly Mom’s delivery service) are brave and/or stupid enough to go through. Furthermore, due to the Professor’s unscrupulous tendency to accept bribery to deliver illegal packages to criminals like firearms, the company also has a lot of clients from various criminal organizations ranging from street gangs to the Robot Mafia.
Interplanetary deliveries – what a headache! When those other companies aren’t brave or foolhardy enough to go, trust Planet Express for reliable, on time deliveries.
Planet Express – our crew is replacable, your package isn’t!
We will deliver any package – anywhere – no matter the loss in human or alien life!
