POWERFORCE55 / POWERFORCE

The first time the UEE showed up at Mr. Kraft’s door to arrest him he opened the door without wearing any trousers. The arresting officer was a woman, and she took one look at Mr Krafts massive gear and chiselled thighs, and said that he was innocent of all charges, but guilty of sexy crimes in the first degree.
She immediately surrendered and left her previous life and beliefs behind, now being part of POWERFORCE55’s ample-sized harlem.

POWERFORCE55™ take great pride in having pilots fully captivated by their faith and our ships are all specially modified to accompany how the teachings say a ship is supposed to be flown, entirely using your left hand. The right hand? That’s your punching hand and must not be lifted for any purpose other than the second fundamental part of the POWERFORCE55™ faith, brawling in your nude.

POWERFORCE55™ Exarchs are known for taking great care of their right hand, imbued with religious fervor it generates heat and light, often attracting birds. Exarchs are known for living entirely on a diet of bird, immediately eating whatever birds land on their mighty right-hands, for protein and for amusement.

The followers of the teachings are truly fine specimens of humanity, but why take our words for it, here’s what others have to say about Mr. Kraft.

“I asked him to take me to the gym once, and ended up with a post-traumatic stress disorder. I’d never seen a body like that before… And the way he moved those mountains of iron like they were feather-light! He’s like a steel rhinoceros, and his cock is like a train, except instead of passengers there’s just meat and blood. And it never stops.”
- Gallitin of Imperium