The Patriarchy / PRIVILEGED

Like a teapot orbiting Sol, we pledge to remain unfalsifiable in our pursuit of the finest things the world has to offer, taking our fill in such manner as can never be proven but only inferred. Though the patriarchy cannot be seen, have faith, we are ubiquitous as we are oppressive.
Whenever an upper-middle class man can afford to book time off for the entire month of August, we’ll be there. Wherever a woman is not satisfied with her salary, but uncomfortable requesting a raise, we’ll be there. Wherever a traditional conservative is elected to office amid the outrage of non-voters, we’ll be there.

This charter grants that all faithful in the patriarchy shall be granted rights and privileges complicit with those laid out in it’s design, including but not limited to:

1. The right to empowerment (or disenfranchisement) by the rule of self-substantiated entities including but not limited to the aforementioned,
-a) these rights shall not extend to any tangible nor measurable personal gain outside the scope of cultural bias,
-b) for the sake of plausible denial, all said gains shall be attributable to other phenomenon, be they themselves also a result of patriarchal influence or not.
2. The privilege of asserting the reach and scope of said entities in a manner not subject to scrutiny or debate,
-a) this privilege shall not extend to any demonstration betraying definitive proof of said entities’ existence,
-b) in the case of definitive proof of said entities, all such rights and privileges as laid out in this charter shall be rescinded and all knowledge disavowed.