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Who we are is of no great concern or consequence. For a price we have helped shape the history of worlds from behind the scenes. Our members are neither good nor evil we dwell in the spaces between.
Our tools of diplomacy and negotiation are many and varied, often seen as barbaric yet efficient.
There are some things best left alone..
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you, this also applies to asking too many questions.
We shall use any tool at our disposal to achieve a favourable outcome when executing a contract (pun intended) and will resort to “ethically” using any and every unscrupulous and unsavoury method and tactic.
Our services include:
- Forced corporate restructure by way of creating an employee vacuum within a corporations structure.
- Physical changing of a beings state from “living entity” to “non living entity”.
- Contract security and advisory service.
- Intimidation, ranging from personal visits to galaxy wide psychological warfare, including random acts of mayhem.
- More services available upon request.
Dress code – Gentlemen – formal attire, tie optional. Ladies – formal attire, after five evening wear optional.
No club member shall, initiate or accept a contract against another club member, nor conduct contract business in any club premises including club owned assets such as safe houses and spacefaring vessels. Any member who in the opinion of management has breeched the membership rules, shall immediately forfeit membership and shall become an open contract for termination by all members, this also includes acts of aggression or “unwanted” physical violence against another member, which will result in the offending member being removed from club membership.
Founding principals dictate all members shall conduct themselves accordingly whilst operating on contract business. Any individuals, corporations or governments impeding or hindering a club member on official business shall be deemed collateral damage if destroyed by a club member and no further action shall be taken against the member in question.
The club however doe’s not condone senseless acts of destruction for which no monetary value or notoriety is gained, when operating on contract business. We do however respect the privacy of our members post contract, and encourage them to participate in extracurricular activities such as origami and genocide.
In the interest’s of professionalism, it is mandatory that certain details of contracts made be advised to club management, in the event of a “misunderstanding” with other orgs. Failure to do so, and causing an event to occur will result in the members removal from club membership, with further reparations as required, this will be on a case-by-case basis.
Common sense is uncommon. Club management wishes all members to become the pinnacles of the profession, but do not expect members to martyr themselves for any cause, and if they require assistance they need only ask another member, who will be entitled to profit share any contract payment for services rendered.
This is an initial draft and subject to change at management discretion.
At this stage membership is by affiliation, VOIP services implemented closer to PU release.