Sanford & Son Salvage / SANFORDSON

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2nd hand ships
We buy and sell junk

History Manifesto Charter

History

We buy and sell junk. You don’t need to know no history. If you needed to know, I’d a already told you.

Manifesto

Ya see, there are two types a junk: Junk and junk junk. We sell junk to folks lookin for cheap stuff n hidden treasures and junk junk to dummies that can’t tell the difference.

Charter

  • No ugly people
  • Don’t break no laws, we got enough problems as is
  • Nobody touch my color tv
  • All junk has gotta be legal. If it ain’t, we will have to dump it in the bay… or black hole
  • Don’t listen to the Big Dummy
  • Keep the bill in the mailbox