Sassy Foods / SASSYFOODS

Sassy Foods is a home company created by Sassy the Sasquatch to make money in small portions. His food consists of inedible stuff such as drugs and petrol. His most famous food product is the Trippa Snippa, which consists of speed, weed, heroin, cocaine, mushrooms, pine-o-clean, battery acid, acid, saliva, methamphetamines, multiple brands of herbs and spices, lettuce, tomato, vodka sauce, bam-and-the-dirt-is-gone, Ajax spray and wipe, chicken and cheese.

He also has a drink that he sold at the Never Land club, it consisted of vodka, scotch, lemonade, coke, two shots of three year old petrol he found in a lawnmower, small portions of heroine dust, glow in the dark mushrooms, dissolved acid strips, and a squeeze o’ lemon. “Just about enough to knock out every single animal in The Lion King movie.”