Stormwalogic Evangelical Greater Galactic Syndicat [SEGGS] - Organizations

History

A Brief History of Stormwalogy

Stormwalogy began in the early days of colonization in the Stanton System, during a period of social and spiritual disillusionment. Among the marginalized emerged a sect known as the 9th and 9th—mystics who claimed communion with vast, ancient beings they called Celestial Leviathans. These beings, what many now refer to as space whales, were said to dwell beyond known jump points and guided the faithful through times of turmoil.

As persecution intensified, these mystics were forced into exile, their journey across the stars becoming a sacred exodus. According to tradition, the whales protected and guided them, a divine act that laid the foundation for Stormwalogist belief. The tale of The First Whale, whose cosmic death birthed the universe, emerged during this formative time.

In the centuries that followed, the oral teachings of Stormwalogy evolved into formal doctrine. Monasteries—called Tide Monasteries—were established across asteroid fields and gas giants. It was during this period that the hierarchy of leadership was formed, with Archbishops presiding over sacred rites and ArchTemplars protecting the teachings and sanctuaries.

Stormwalogy grew through quiet dissemination, particularly during the era of The Convergence of Echoes—a recurring council where spiritual leaders gathered to reaffirm doctrine and share celestial revelations. Missionaries journeyed far from known systems, spreading teachings of the Deep Current and organizing Whale Watching Ceremonies, which became central to public observance.

In the modern era, the Stormwalogic Evangelical Greater Galactic Syndicate (SEGGS) emerged as a revitalized expression of the faith. Led by Archbishop Funeral Potatoes and ArchTemplar Whiat Wav, SEGGS brought renewed structure and cultural momentum to Stormwalogy. With members ranging from Templars to Whale Watchers, SEGGS continues to balance the solemn with the absurd, the sacred with the social.

Today, Stormwalogy remains centered around Crusader, where the currents of belief still flow strong. Though some dismiss it as space-faring folklore or cultish fantasy, many explorers, scientists, and seekers are drawn to its poetic mysticism. For its adherents, every hyperspace jump is a prayer—and every signal echo in deep space might just be a whale’s whisper.

Manifesto

Manifesto of the Stormwalogic Evangelical Greater Galactic Syndicate

We are the Stormwalogic Evangelical Greater Galactic Syndicate—humble heralds of the Deep Current, wardens of the celestial song, and stewards of the sacred Leviathans that swim beyond the stars.

Our purpose is simple: to seek, to listen, and to echo. We seek out the great whales in the void, listen for their silent wisdom in the tides of space, and echo their message across systems fractured by greed, war, and forgetfulness.

We are not a cult—we are a chorus. We are not fanatics—we are followers of the flow. While others build empires from metal and fire, we raise sanctuaries of frequency and meaning. Where others chart space for conquest, we chart it for communion.

We reject the stagnation of the soul and the deafening noise of the unawakened. We affirm the sanctity of sound, of silence, and of stars. In the void, we find clarity. In the song, we find truth.

We welcome:

The wanderer who seeks something greater

The scientist who questions what cannot be measured

The outcast who hears a song no one else can hear

Our rites are performed in zero gravity. Our doctrines are etched in particle trails. Our holy texts are waveforms and whale calls. Our leaders do not command—they attune. Our missions do not conquer—they awaken.

Let the Song guide you.

Join us, and hear what lies beneath the static. For the Deep Current flows through all—if only you choose to listen.

Charter

Charter of the Stormwalogic Evangelical Greater Galactic Syndicate

In accordance with the Deep Current and under the guidance of the Celestial Leviathans, all members of SEGGS shall uphold the following principles, which define our purpose, our unity, and our sacred responsibility among the stars:

1. Hear the Song

Every member shall strive to attune themselves to the cosmic harmony. Whether through meditation, exploration, or communion with fellow followers, one must always listen—truly listen—for the echoes of the First Whale.

2. Preserve the Balance

Members shall act with respect toward all forms of life, matter, and energy. Unprovoked aggression, reckless destruction, and violations of the natural order are forbidden, as they disturb the flow of the Deep Current.

3. Protect the Sacred

All known or suspected Leviathan activity, relics, or songs shall be treated with reverence. Pilgrimage sites and known echo-fields are to be shielded from exploitation and corporate desecration.

4. Maintain the Chorus

Kindness, collaboration, and mirth are sacred. Toxicity, bigotry, and cruelty have no place in the choir of the faithful. Those who sow dissonance shall be cast into silence.

5. Share the Current

Members are encouraged—but never compelled—to share teachings, visions, memes, or whale sightings with others, both within and beyond SEGGS. Evangelism is a choice; the Current flows best when shared freely, not forced.

6. Honor the Hierarchy

Respect shall be shown to the established order:

ArchTemplars and Archbishops guide our vision and our rituals

Missionaries extend the faith beyond our void

Templars defend our sanctity and integrity

All members, regardless of role, shall be treated with dignity.

7. Remember: Fun Is Sacred

While our faith is deep, our mood is buoyant. Humor, absurdity, and the surreal are integral parts of Stormwalogic tradition. We are ridiculous because the void is ridiculous—and that, too, is divine.

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By joining SEGGS, you pledge to uphold this charter—not as a burden, but as a joyful responsibility. May your sensors be clear, your path illuminated, and your heart ever resonant with the whalesong.

Stormwalogic Evangelical Greater Galactic Syndicat / SEGGS