Freelance Abrotionists / SFA

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Freelance Abrotionists. Traveling the universe fighting foetuses where ever the pay is average and the coathangars rusty since 2014.

History Manifesto Charter

History

Born of the prophet Barry in some year prior to 2013. The Freelance Abrotionists banded together after the fateful nokia ringtone dance party. Expanding their regime to include unwilling members of both islands of New Zealand, the great penal colony of Australia, and the fabled tropical regions of Thailand. The Abrotionists soon took to the stars to continue their quest for things, feeding, and petty revenge.

Manifesto

The Freelance Abrotionists live by one powerful motto:

Unfortunately none of them can get past the name calling and bitching in order to agree on what this is.

Charter

RULES:

1) THOU SHALT NOT BE A BIG FAT CHODE. A BIT OF A CHODE IS OK.

2) DON’T POOP ON THE FLOOR.

3) IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN TOO MUCH OF A CHODE. PETTY REVENGE IS THE ACCEPTED RESPONSE