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Simian Enterprises / SIMENT
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We live for bananas. We die for bananas. We welcome like-minded professional individuals who also share our dislike for the scourge of the galaxy – The evil capuchin pirates.
History
For millions of years, we have been content to live in the forest, living off the land.
After watching our hairless relatives develop space travel, we thought to ourselves, “Hmm bananas”. We also thought, “We could use that to get more bananas”.
Unfortunately, we were too slow and were beaten into 2nd place by our traitorous brothers and evil monkey scum, the capuchin.
Now we are ready. We will succeed. We will trade our way to the top. Get the best equipment and hunt down the filthy banana stealing capuchin.
Oh yes.
Ooh oooh aaah aaah.
Chairman out.
Manifesto
SIMIAN ENTERPRISES (Monkey Business)
Welcome citizens and non-citizens!
We are a group of space-faring monkeys & apes who intend to explore/trade/fight our way to the top of the tree.
Applications from other simians or even humans are welcome and only by working together can we achieve our goals (and get bananas).
Do not apply if you are one of the filthy Capuchin monkeys. We despise your little grasping fingers, always trying to steal our bananas. You should instead seek refuge on one of the many pirate ships we intend to blast out of our way.
NB We don’t like Capuchins.
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Charter
Members should abide by the following rules in the game and chat rooms:
1. Be nice to each other in all dealings as well as to any affiliates. No s**t flinging (keep that to your own family)
Good manners > Better business > More bananas
2. Any problems experienced with other members should be notified to the CEO who will liaise with The Chairman, who will decide on the appropriate course of action.
3. Good information should be shared with other members and not hoarded. I.e. Location of lots of bananas.
4. No piracy whatsoever. That is the realm of the evil Capuchin.
