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Zealots of Spode / SPODE
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Exploration
Scientists can only tell us about forces and matter. Philosophers chase each other in circles. None of them can really answer the questions that we really care about.
Only Spode has the answers. Follow the Law of Spode, and all shall be clear.
History
Love Spode and follow his Truth! Otherwise, your life is meaningless.
Faith in Spode quiets all doubt. Spode tells you why you exist, assures you that you have a purpose, tells you how to behave, and assures you of eternal happiness. Those opposed to Spode say that there is no evidence for any of these assertions. But what evidence is needed, beyond the joy in the hearts of those who follow Spode?
It is natural for the followers of Spode to wish to spread this joy. This is why we engage in missionary work and in conquest, so that more of Spode’s creatures can be brought to Spode’s Truth.
That is why we are vigilant against those who do not accept the Truth. If false doctrine causes a follower to doubt, that person’s eternal happiness is in jeopardy! In order to free ourselves from doubt, we strive to eliminate all who reject Spode’s Word.
Manifesto
Followers of Spode and members of the Zealots of Spode will devote their existence to the spread of joy and happiness through worship of the great creator of all, Spode.
Charter
Spode is great.
Spode is all.