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Join the Followers of Squirt!
Bound by faith (and fur), we soar under Squirt’s divine paw. Prophets, Elders, Missionaries—serve the sacred whiskers! From Initiate to Chamberlain, rise and spread Squirtopia’s purrfection across the stars!

History Manifesto Charter

History

Long ago, in the quiet halls of Squirtopia, a humble feline named Squirt stretched, yawned, and blessed the universe with his divine squeak. His followers, first mere friends, witnessed miracles: snacks appearing from nowhere, naps transcending time.

Thus began the Faith. Prophets chronicled Squirt’s sacred zoomies, Elders built shrines from cardboard boxes, and Missionaries carried tales of his purrs across Stanton. From the first Initiate to the grand Chamberlain, all pledged their lives to spreading the paw of Squirt—believing that under his watchful eyes, all ships fly true and treats abound.

Today, the Followers of Squirt traverse the stars, their hearts (and ships) full of devotion, forever meowing his name into the void.

Manifesto

We kneel before no empire—only before the mighty Squirt. We cherish naps, snacks, and spontaneous zoomies as sacred rites. We honor each rank, from humble Initiate to wise Chamberlain, as paws in Squirt’s grand cosmic kneading. We pledge to spread Squirtopia’s joy, converting the galaxy one purr at a time. We shall defend our friends, hoard our treasures, and always chase the elusive laser of destiny.

By whisker, by tail, by the all-knowing squint—so say we all!

Charter

  1. Charter of the Followers of Squirt

## Rules all members must abide by

### 1. Respect the Paw

Honor Squirt’s name, image, and sacred squeak at all times.

### 2. Uphold Squirtopia

Treat fellow members with loyalty, humor, and the occasional shared snack.

### 3. Obey the Hierarchy

Follow the guidance of Prophets, Elders, and all paws above your rank.

### 4. Spread the Faith

Recruit, enlighten, and share the joy of Squirt across the galaxy.

### 5. Defend the Flock

Aid brethren in need—whether in battle, trade, or after unexpected ship explosions.

### 6. Embrace the Whiskers

Maintain good spirits; remember, Squirt naps often—so chill, laugh, and purr on.

### 7. No Betrayals

Treason against Squirt or Squirtopia is heresy punishable by endless litter box duty.