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Welcome to The Swollen Weasels
The only crew in the Verse where the insurance claims are higher than the actual profit.
We’re a tight-knit pack of pilots who realized that flying “by the book” is boring, so we threw the book out the airlock.

History Manifesto Charter

History

Star Citizen

We didn’t see a “serious military simulation”—we saw a massive, glitchy sandbox where we could do even stupider stuff on a much larger scale. We formed the Weasels because we realized that no matter how many times a ship 30K’s, how many bunkers we fail, or how much money we lose on a bad trade run, it’s still the best time because we’re doing it FOR THE BOYS.

Manifesto

Manifesto: FOR THE BOYS

Our mission statement is simple: if it pays and it’s a good time, we’re doing it.

-The Grind & The Glory: We’re here to make money, but never at the expense of a good laugh.
-Zero Drama: We aren’t here to roleplay as space generals. We’re here to fly ships and blow stuff up.
-Pack Mentality: If one Weasel is getting jumped in a comms array, the whole pack drops what they’re doing. We fight, we die, and we respawn—together.

Charter

Charter: The Weasel Code

-Rule #1: Do it for the boys.
-Profit over Protocol: We don’t care how we get the credits as long as the payout hits the wallet.
-Low Stakes, High Reward: Real life always comes first. If you gotta go, you gotta go. No “activity requirements” or mandatory meetings.
-The “Send It” Clause: If an idea is stupid but potentially profitable or funny, we are legally obligated to try it at least once.