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Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster / TAXHAVEN
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Piracy
Welcome to the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! Tired of going to church but still wanna believe in something? Come on down and see our amazing business plan of being a religion. Tired of being taxed? No More will you have to pay those criminal government scum any of your hard “earned” money!
History
Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bob Bobbrtdon, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage”. Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent design has finally met its match – and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.
Manifesto
The government makes far too much money and we intend to liberate as much of the funds through sheer force of not paying taxes. We repurpose these forlorn moneys to indenture ourselves in hookers and blow.
Traveling the stars to further liberate other brainwashed individuals and organizations from the tyranny of the tax man.
Charter
Our esteemed leaders have summoned a conclave to put into writing the foundation of our Faith. Please come back soon to learn more about our community.
