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UEE Postal Services / TEMPESTUS
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UEE Postal Service
Delivering More Than Packages
Established 2951 — Delivering Across the Stars
Officially a postal service. Unofficially, something else entirely.
History
UEE Postal Service
Delivering More Than Packages
Established in 2951
The UEE Postal Service began as a modest operation with a simple purpose: to move packages, goods, and trade commodities safely between the stars. Founded in 2951, our organization started with little more than a handful of determined individuals, a few ships, and a willingness to take on whatever work came our way.
For years, we operated as a legitimate postal and logistics organization, delivering packages across the UEE and participating in small-scale trading and industrial operations.
Then things changed.
From Postal Service to Private Military Contractor
Over the years, the UEE Postal Service grew. Our personnel gained experience. Our fleet expanded. Our contracts became more ambitious.
And, somewhere along the way, delivering mail stopped being our primary occupation.
Today, the UEE Postal Service operates primarily as a private military and freelance organization, taking on contracts across the stars. From security and escort operations to combat assignments, transport, recovery, and other work best discussed with the appropriate clearance, our personnel are prepared to go where the contract demands.
Officially, however, we remain a postal service.
Why?
Well, that is a question best directed toward the appropriate UEE administrative department.
Despite our repeated efforts to inform the relevant authorities of our… change in business direction, the UEE’s legendary administrative efficiency has yet to catch up with reality. As far as the paperwork is concerned, we’re still delivering parcels.
We therefore proudly remain the galaxy’s most questionably designated postal service.
Our Mission
Our mission is simple:
Complete the contract. Protect our people. Get paid.
Whether the job involves moving cargo across dangerous space, providing security for a client, supporting combat operations, conducting recovery work, or simply making sure a package reaches its destination intact, we approach every assignment with professionalism and determination.
After all, a contract is a contract.
And someone has to sign for the delivery.
Manifesto
We may have started with mail.
We may still officially be a postal service.
But today, the UEE Postal Service is something considerably more.
Across the systems, our personnel have built a reputation for adaptability, reliability, and a willingness to take on work that others might consider inconvenient, dangerous, or simply not worth the trouble.
We go where we’re needed.
We do what we’re contracted to do.
And if the UEE eventually gets around to updating our company designation, we’ll be sure to celebrate.
Until then, if you need something delivered, protected, recovered, transported, or otherwise dealt with—
Put it in the mail.
UEE Postal Service
Established 2951 — Delivering Across the Stars
Officially a postal service. Unofficially, something else entirely.
Charter
UEE Postal Services Policies
1. All employees must follow the guidelines of the UEE Department of Worker Safety (CIG)
2. Lives come first
We will prioritize lives before property, property can be replaced people can not.
3. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
4. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it’s on the far side of the airlock.
5. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
6. Employees are encouraged to work as a cohesive unit and to not split the party, neither physically nor psychologically
7. If a manufacturer’s warranty covers the damage you did, you didn’t do enough damage.
8. If it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entrenching tool if needed.
9. Don’t try to save money by conserving ammunition.
10. Items found to be duplicated via 3D printing, mimics or likewise methods, must be reported to upper management
10.1 Duplicated items must be destroyed via nearest star or equivalent.
11. If it ain’t broke, it hasn’t been issued to UEE Postal Services.
12. Negotiating from a position of strength does not mean you shouldn’t also negotiate from a position near the exits.
13. If a package is marked fragile it should not be handled by UEE postal services personnel
14. Failure is not an option – it is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do.
15. Negotiation with terrorist will be done using the “high velocity kinetic” method
