Tim Corp / TIM

In the beginning, Father Tim created the skies and the heavens. He called he creation the universe. Unsatisfied, he then created the matter that composes all the galaxies around us, and called it good. He then created RSI to model his creation in his image. Many years later, Father Tim sent a messenger, his Son, to be born of a virgin. He was born in a stable, in the Middle Universes. This Tim grew older, preaching of the many teachings from his creator father. He preached of maximizing profits, unending service, hard work, and due diligence for all. For these controversial teachings, Tim was crucified by those by whom wanted to keep all the money in the banks, away from the hands of the working man, and instead in the soft hands of the Jews. He was buried, and returned to his father with much gold, plus 3 days interest, on the third day following his crucifixion. He left behind twelve shareholders, who preached of the word of Tim. They preached of a return of Tim one day, to take his true place as the CEO of the Universe, and son of its creator. From those teachings, a corporation was made in his honor.

This is that corporation.

Throughout the many millenia, TimCorp has grown to encompass all areas of the universe. All new recruits follow in the footsteps of Tim. All recruits are expected to live in the image of Tim, maximizing profits, expanding borders, and furthering all causes of TimCorp.

One day, Tim will return to this universe, and take his rightful place at the throne of this corporation. On that day, all members hard work will be realized.