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For raha and maine (and the Mädd Jumal)

History Manifesto Charter

History

If you need a hero COD-LIKE FISH TO DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO

THIS IS THE PLACE

Our Prehistoric Cannibal God has many names: Mädd Jumal, Motherfish, Lota Lota, Made or Burbot; like the peasants called The Creator of Time and Space.

Vindels are going to take the universe by force if they aren’t stopped in time, that’s why they should be kept in aquariums until they can be traded to Mädd God for the MÄTI OF THE GODS.

For the Mäti

Manifesto

Have you ever wanted to be a god? Follow these 4 easy steps and you wont believe what happens next!!!!!

1/4.) Acquire as many vindels as possible and hand them to your superiors
2/4.) Find the old MädGod
3/4.) Find the Roe Of The Gods
???/4.) ???
4/4.) Become uberfish

Charter

1.) THOU SHALL NOT EAT ROE OF GODS, THOU SHALL GIVE IT TO YOUR LEADERS.

2.) Vindels must be kept in aquariums.

3.) DESTROY THE NON BELIEVERS (if you want have to)

4.) Do what you want if it’s not fucking up anyone else in the group.

More coming later